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a little snake you wish were longer, well i would say a worm.

Dude- “hey man! Your penis is as small as a worm!”
-“Really? I thought it was a snake”

by wonderdiack September 29, 2021

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Long tasty object

Please help I lost my penis in your mom

by big bald obama September 30, 2021

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Attracted to the same sex

Penis

by Stonkle October 2, 2021

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atomic penis

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm

I have a atomic penis

by kklaus2001 October 5, 2021

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When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!

person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021

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