National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?

He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day

by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

May 22nd is National Send Nudes day. It is when you send nudes to your Crush, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, or anyone you feel comfortable with.

Person 1: * Sends Nudes*
Person 2: “Oh my gosh happy national send nudes day to you too!” *Sends Nudes*

by Gdjg sh Dr FG j re May 22, 2019

National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything

Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day

by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019

National send nudes day

You send nudes to someone you like on May 29th

It’s May 29th matt ! Meaning it’s national send nudes day ! Go send that bug ding dong to your crush Christi.

by boo2489 May 29, 2019

National Grab a thigh

On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!

“Today’s National Grab a thigh day to don’t forget to grab a thigh”

by Idek:) June 4, 2019

National Grab a thigh

On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!

“Today’s National Grab a thigh day so don’t forget to grab a thigh today!”

by Idek:) June 4, 2019