ipad kid

emily

emily is an ipad kid

by ratattatatatta December 19, 2022

Kid

V. When a child hides something and it autocorrects to “kid” it.

He kid my work keys.

by Cantreachthecabinets January 6, 2021

Cool kid

When josh hooks up with a tinder girl or when payne goes to a different state for a junior team.

Josh is a cool kid for hooking up with a 3.
Payne is a cool kid for playing junior c out of state.

by Bubmomsamilf December 6, 2020

the kid baidu

The gangta version of the man. A hustler, a lover, a fighter and a hart breaker.the best at everything he does and doesn't give a fuck about what people think

The Kid baidu is crazy! He'll beat your ass then take your bitch then her best friend and he will definitely fuck ur mom! stay away he will destroy ur hart!!!

by don't worry999 November 22, 2021

CPK “Copper Penny Kid”

Someone who goes down to perform oral, and goes right for the butthole.

Denny V is a huge CPK, loves the taste of the copper penny. He is the original CPK “Copper Penny Kid”

by MC3WOOD September 21, 2020

Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.

“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”

by Ratfaced January 10, 2024

Sasquatch Kid

aka Sassy, He is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that nobody likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. The Sasquatch kid is Justin Bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via GPS, and Says catch phases like "a fuck you" "wow asshole" "hey ass wipe" and the ever so famous "you jew". The Sasquatch Kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. On the Internet the Sasquatch Kid will appear Gaiafagish in a way with his ";-_-" anime Emoticon. Coming in contact with a Sasquatch Kid can and will result in.. IQ loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, Bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. Oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. And or pee on them too.

xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!

by perryEB February 21, 2011