Chicken Noodle Soup

When you skill fuck a girl and explosively nut in her throat so hard that she makes a loud BGAAAWWWKK noise (similar to that of a chicken)

I expected she was a freak but when she said she wanted a Chicken Noodle Soup, that’s when I was absolutely certain

by xhristopher9 May 11, 2022

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Bubble chicken

WHEN YOU WRAP A CHICKEN IN BUBBLE WRAP AND THEN POP IT WITH YOUR DICK RAHHH MURICA

DUDE 1: HEY MY DOOD ILY JUST FYI WANNA DO LIKE.... BUBBLE CHICKEN TN ;)\
DUDE 2: TOTALLY TUBULAR MY GUY ILYT ILL BE THE CHICKEN WINK WINK

DUDE 3: LET ME JOIN MY DOODS ILL BE THE BUBBLE WRSP DARLINGS
DUDE 1 AND 2 : NAH BRO BRING YOU OWN CHICKEN

DUDE 3: AW MAN

by KFC CHICKEN 1843456789087 November 14, 2023

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Chop the chicken

Circumcision

Does he have his chicken chopped?

Some religions dont chop the chicken.

by Jade Elizabeth January 22, 2023

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Chicken Choker

1)Slang terminology for a male individual masturbating a bit aggressively making it look similar to a farmer wringing chickens necks for butchering.

2)procrastination, wasting time
3) The name of a grimy ass, crazy as hell, punk rocker with usually pretty darkly themed subject matter albeit awfully catchy music Band in Cleveland, Ohio.

I had chores for him to take care of, but he really is, is dang chicken Choker!!

by Mandy’s Billy March 24, 2019

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chicken in a biskit

it is a cracker that tastes like chicken.it has a powder on it that tastes like chicken, this powder was created by putting a chicken through 5 grinders, 10 blenders, and 25 hydraulic presses

criminal: sees 25 chicken in a biskit boxes
criminal: forgets about the money and steals the chick in a biskit boxes
criminal: realizes they are empty after trying to eat them
crimal:dies

by Halleishotiwanttofuckher May 20, 2020

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