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New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.
Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”
by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023
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New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain
John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome
by KingAlban December 25, 2022
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Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023
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Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events
I couldn't care less about all that celebrity gossip. It's just flake news.
by Danlod May 31, 2017
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New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.
I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.
by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021
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Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal
by big fat tubby January 1, 2023
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New Word

When you're completely out of original ideas.
"How can I make the funniest Urban Dictionary definition?"
"How about New Word?"
"That's the stupidest idea I have ever heard of!"
by Xx_RobloxPussySlayer69420_xX November 21, 2017
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