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Cute kitty cat

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022
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cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".
lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.
by acidaa August 9, 2021
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I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias
hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16
by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021
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morales of an alley cat

People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.
“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate
by Saidinthefuture June 27, 2024
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Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
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slapping the cat

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.
by princemocha September 15, 2016
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cat

"Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us."
"Cats are Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us" -Helpful Vancouver Vet
by BreathDeep September 7, 2018
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