one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

Dead time

The time you spent from being held in custody to the time of you sentencing

Bart : remember that guy that got arrested at school? We’ll he got sentenced just today
Mill house : man that guy did a lot of dead time

by Shakell January 1, 2023

Popsicle Time

A watch or timekeeping device that is embedded with diamonds or other valuable gems.

“Yo, what time is it?”

“Popsicle time Biiiiiiitch!”

by Yaminashi420 June 5, 2021

snack time

every time kailee lyons takes a bite of food

kailee just had her 45th snack time today

by tarik.453.9 May 19, 2018

Joke Time

Someone who is always in the mood to make jokes.

That fool is always on joke time, I’m trying to be serious.

by diamondhandz October 2, 2021

Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain

The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

cleanup time

The routine of when it's time to clean up.

Everybody, it's cleanup time.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023