Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.
by Pirplestripedskunk March 26, 2022
The experience of a long vivid dream after the consumption of satiating quantities of moist dirty chicken, accompanied with several servings of lager or associated alcoholic drinks
Christ lads, I had the best chicken dream last night. Michelle Keegan was fobbing herself off on top Big Ben. Chicken dreams are fucking wild
by Dilbs February 01, 2025
by Angelnchico May 06, 2024
by Inky splatoon gamer June 20, 2022
The act of eating large quantities of chicken and stashing the leftover bones under the duvet of a friend's bed, even though they let you sleep over for the night.
Person 1: "Got into bed last night and felt something scratch my legs and balls. Looked under the covers to find the sheets covered in chicken bones and Raggae Raggae sauce! Who the fuck put all that there?!"
Person 2: "Sounds like Ollie's pulled a chicken mayhem on you mate."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ollie's pulled a chicken mayhem on you mate."
by ukclaX October 27, 2017
When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.
I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight
by The Anticook February 14, 2020