Mommed

v. to have ones maternal figure tell you to stop looking at your phone, TV, PC, or console.

Friend: “Well I just got mommed and was told to “get off the screens.” so I will see you tomorrow.”

by General Muffins October 29, 2019

Your mom

A 1rst grade comeback that only children 2 and up use. If you still use it, your a gay little bitch

“HEY YOUR A IDIOT” “your mom”

by Iatecrapwhatyougonnado November 23, 2020

Mom-ness

The amazing quality in all moms that lets them do every thing at once.

My mom used her inner "mom-ness" to make dinner when we had nothing in the fridge.

by Kid president fan October 2, 2020

Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

ur mom

a maternal insult that use used daily by everybody you know

ur mom is gay

by idk what to put here tbh November 13, 2022

Ice Cream Mom

A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.

His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!

by Swanky85 May 6, 2018

Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.

Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*

by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022