by Yaamaica February 7, 2010
Get the Ya man mug.Name for the second guy in a gay relationship. the one who isnt very known and doesnt have many friends
"Did you know that James has a boyfriend?"
"no way!"
"Ya..Man #2"
"Omgosh, Megan Watson is such a Man #2!!"
"no way!"
"Ya..Man #2"
"Omgosh, Megan Watson is such a Man #2!!"
by Alixia May 18, 2009
Get the Man #2 mug.A man that does not wear a shirt. When ordering food from a local restaurant they will order a meal that is capable of feeding no less than 50 people, paid in full by another person who will never taste this epic meal. The meal will only be eaten in locations deemed manly enough for consumption. Areas may include municipal gazebos or the top or oil tanks.
If ever faced with a possible encounter with law enforcement a real man will immediately seek out the nearest barbed wire fence and position themselves on the top in an owl position facing the barbed wire. Once law enforcement is within eye contact distance the real man will drop their shirtless body from the fence making no effort to avoid or protect themselves from the adjoining barbed wire.
If ever questioned about the resulting and extensive damage to their shirtless body the real man will default to blaming a friend or co-workers cat, falsely calming it is a savage.
A real man always communicates via epic quotes.
If ever faced with a possible encounter with law enforcement a real man will immediately seek out the nearest barbed wire fence and position themselves on the top in an owl position facing the barbed wire. Once law enforcement is within eye contact distance the real man will drop their shirtless body from the fence making no effort to avoid or protect themselves from the adjoining barbed wire.
If ever questioned about the resulting and extensive damage to their shirtless body the real man will default to blaming a friend or co-workers cat, falsely calming it is a savage.
A real man always communicates via epic quotes.
1.) A Real Man: “Real Men Don’t wear shits anyway!”
Audience: *Silence* as everyone takes off their shirts
2.) A Real Man: “I’m not getting caught by no fucking cops for eating Mary Browns on top of the oil tanks with no shirt
on!”
Audience: *forever traumatized by barbed wire fences*
Audience: *Silence* as everyone takes off their shirts
2.) A Real Man: “I’m not getting caught by no fucking cops for eating Mary Browns on top of the oil tanks with no shirt
on!”
Audience: *forever traumatized by barbed wire fences*
by Chicken Oil Fence December 12, 2018
Get the A Real Man mug.A girl that seems ok at first but then turns out to be a horrible monster who's pussy has teeth and will literally eat a man's dick. A man eater is very cunning and always plans out at length who will be the next victim. Alcohol is often used by man eaters to render their victims defenseless.
"I thought she was cool but she's just a man eater."
"That chick got me totally wasted last night and man ate the shit out of me. My penis is gone."
"That chick got me totally wasted last night and man ate the shit out of me. My penis is gone."
by Pita Bread January 4, 2009
Get the man eater mug.Every year, more than 50,000 participants, or "burners", build a temporary city in the desert to celebrate community, art, self-expression, and self-reliance. This is Black Rock City, the location of Burning Man. It has been described as looking like a Mad Max theme-party thrown by freaks, punks, hippies, and ravers, at a refugee camp for homeless carnies, somewhere in the Sahara Desert. Yet it’s much more than that.
Burning Man used to be just a few hundred "insiders" each year. It grew by word of mouth until in 1996 there were 8000 people on the playa, and not enough organization to keep people safe. Several people were seriously injured. Someone died. The anarchists insisted the event must end--it was too big to operate on anarchist principles. Others insisted it could grow and flourish, but would need essential organization and structure. The organizers were right. Today over 50,000 people experience this amazing event each year, and have their minds blown by the freedom, generosity, and creativity they share with friends old and new. Many new participants will leave Black Rock City changed forever by immediate, profound experience. Witnessing Black Rock City proves something important about all of our potential as human beings.
All are welcome to participate at Burning Man. There are no prerequisites for inclusion. It is a do-ocracy... if you want to participate, if you want to help, sign up and help. But be careful: Burning Man may change your life.
Burning Man used to be just a few hundred "insiders" each year. It grew by word of mouth until in 1996 there were 8000 people on the playa, and not enough organization to keep people safe. Several people were seriously injured. Someone died. The anarchists insisted the event must end--it was too big to operate on anarchist principles. Others insisted it could grow and flourish, but would need essential organization and structure. The organizers were right. Today over 50,000 people experience this amazing event each year, and have their minds blown by the freedom, generosity, and creativity they share with friends old and new. Many new participants will leave Black Rock City changed forever by immediate, profound experience. Witnessing Black Rock City proves something important about all of our potential as human beings.
All are welcome to participate at Burning Man. There are no prerequisites for inclusion. It is a do-ocracy... if you want to participate, if you want to help, sign up and help. But be careful: Burning Man may change your life.
(Before Burning Man...)
Billy: Hey Fred, let's take a week off from being Investment Bankers and go to Burning Man and get fucked up. I hear it's full of hotties!
Fred: Yeah! Naked hotties!
(After Burning Man...)
Billy: Fred, I've started painting with oils, I'm quitting my job, moving to Portland, and opening a small gallery with some friends I met at the Temple.
Fred: I hear you brother. I quit last week, I'm learning Yoga, and the girl I met on Tuesday at Astral Headwash has asked me to move out to Denver and work with her on an art project for Apogaea.
Billy: Hey Fred, let's take a week off from being Investment Bankers and go to Burning Man and get fucked up. I hear it's full of hotties!
Fred: Yeah! Naked hotties!
(After Burning Man...)
Billy: Fred, I've started painting with oils, I'm quitting my job, moving to Portland, and opening a small gallery with some friends I met at the Temple.
Fred: I hear you brother. I quit last week, I'm learning Yoga, and the girl I met on Tuesday at Astral Headwash has asked me to move out to Denver and work with her on an art project for Apogaea.
by Dr Opinion November 28, 2012
Get the burning man mug.The overlapping of material located on the front men's underwear (tighty whities), long johns, etc. that allows a man to reach for himself easily, quickly, and convientently.
John forgot to adjust himself after using the batrhroom and was lopping out of the man hole of his long johns.
by V Middleton November 5, 2005
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by Not a Daddy February 10, 2005
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