throwin' kids

After masturbating, flicking the jizz off your hand.

After going to the titty bar I'm throwin' kids.

by mike in pdx September 7, 2013

Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011

Kid bro effect

Makes girls obsessed with you

I have the kid bro effect.

by Sheeshypoo October 15, 2022

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

SpongeBob kid

A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child

“Your such a SpongeBob kid”

by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024

Get kid

Pretty much telling you to get cancer or another life threatening disease

Get kid you cunt

by Big peepee man 100 December 28, 2018

gay kid party

Where most gay pride rally's are hosted by kids usually the ages 9-90.

"Hey man I can't wait to get to the Gay kid party" " me too man"

by Owen A February 13, 2017