Sporadic Like A Waterboard

Sporadic Like A Waterboard

Sporadic Like A Waterboard

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.

1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.

by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020

rob likes Covid ballz deep

Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)

Rob likes Covid ballz deep.

by SikentG October 10, 2020

Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!

How Daffy Duck responded to the bear's sway-mooning him after crossing over to the other side of the hunting-boundary --- i.e., he was offended by the bear's cheekiness, and so he fired some shots in the bear's direction at the next chance he got.

Shortly after Daffy Duck performed the whole, "Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!" routine, he did indeed manage to score a glancing hit on the bear's butt and blow off a patch of fur, so the bear vengefully stuffed Daffy's beak full of shotgun-shells and catapulted him through the air so that he slammed head-first into a tree, setting off the shells one by one and causing massive jets of flame to blast out of Daffy's mouth for some time afterwards.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Words are like bullets

I let them pass right through me.

Hym "Get it? Words are like bullets? Cuz you're like the midget from South Park in that one episode. Except instead of like, just a regular little person, you're like a mental midget... In comparison to me... Right? Because I'm like one of the greatest minds to have ever loked and you're not? Get it?"

by Hym Iam March 13, 2023