The dog with the shifty eyes

The most suspicious dog on the block.

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008

kill my dog

Phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life.

Man, kill my dog. I have a psych paper due tomorrow!

by Nadia Hamel May 2, 2008

son of a female dog

Appropriate manner of saying 'Son of a b****.'

MAN steals cookies from a WOMAN.
WOMAN: Hey! Come back here!
WOMAN: You son of a female dog!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

the big red dog

what ms. skkoglund asks me to do to her every night.

aka the Clifford

"Sam, could you stop by after class... I've been waiting all day for you to give me the clifford."

by s-peezy January 17, 2005

Hot dog dick

A fun new way to play with your wang. You take one ball in each of your hands, and wrap them over and around your dick making what looks like a hotdog. The balls are the bun and the wiener is the wiener.

"Yo bro check out my brain balls!"

"That's cool and all but check out my hot dog dick!"

"That's so rad bro

by CJ2221 October 28, 2013

California Prairie Dog

A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.

Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.

by ebshmus September 11, 2008

Dog food shit

The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.

"Bill, come in the bathroom..."

"Why?"

"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"

"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."

by Anthony Argiropoulos August 3, 2008