that shit don't phase me

when something is done or said to someone and it has no effect on them.

Karla: that's why I cheated on you with Antwan, he been fucked my pussy!

Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.

by reaaaaalnigga June 28, 2016

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Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.

Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!

by CB0717 October 3, 2007

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you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.

person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-

by katkit27 November 8, 2020

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Stop Calling Me A Homo has been used by Joshu2uber, after he has made religious videos and has been called a homo. He fed the trolls on his videos by saying the line "Stop Calling Me A Homo". This sparked a meme online.

Joshu2uber: Stop calling me a homo, or... I don't know what!

by Checkin Teh Noobles October 30, 2012

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Shrek has come to me

This saying is spoken by those who have sinned in the name of the great green onion-eating ogre; this could also be seen as the act of sacrificing one's purity in a blast of spontaneous statisfaction.

Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.

"Shrek has come to me after I downloaded youtube kids"
"I was driving home when Shrek came to me and made me fail 'no nut november' to my dismay."
"being in the church I felt the pits of hell open under me after Shrek came to me, but simultaneously I felt a sence of divinity"

by Wibelær November 10, 2020

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