Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

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Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.

GF: Babe! It's 4 PM! Time for your cock and ball torture!
Me: YES

by cbtfan2019 May 24, 2021

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Emil's big tornado

A sentance used to describe a big, juicy, wet, long-lasting, blowing fart.

S:Yooo, I heard someone pull an Emil's big tornado!
A:Cool! I haven't heard it yet.

by Baddie33344 June 26, 2021

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Horvogna hass Tore

An epic 68’ Volvo 144 with a B20 engine and an Alpine Touch sticker on the rear window. There was and Roadsound cassettedeck that’s would play the shit out of Hanne Boels don’t know much about love and salt n peppas Shup. Many young maids lost their bubble to its trail. When the black Vo with the chopped springs and tinted windows pulled up you knew you would get fucked. It was customary that the designated driver would step aside after Krifast bommen and let the drunkest drive from there.

The owner had a fetish for plus size women with big tits.

Thats a cool car, that must be Horvogna hass Tore

by svinaktig June 27, 2021

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juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

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