May hart the fart

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 24, 2025

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 09, 2021

Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 15, 2020

fart in the middle of class

The most embarrassing thing

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

fart bottler

a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.

i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.

by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017

Fart Nickel Butt

When you fart and theres a nickel up your butt

Bruzz1: "Theres A nickel in my butt and I just farted"
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!

Fart Nickel Butt

by FartNikelButter December 29, 2024