Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"
Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!
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Get the Unfiltered teen mom group mug.A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.
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