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new fires

A term used for a single or group of newly hired employees, that by fault of their own, has been or is about to be fired.
Oh my, did you see the latest group of New Fires in orientation? I doubt they will last a week!
by chachajoe November 11, 2019
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new whopper

there are multiple new whoppers it just means burger king made more whoppers EX: ballsack whopper
by tea pot jodas March 21, 2023
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new york sundae

When you shove your cock in a tub of ice cream, then have anal sex with your partner, cumming inside them and putting pepperoni slices in their ass when it's left gaping.
Yo dude, that's the last time I get drunk, I woke up with a guy after he gave me a New York sundae
by M0nti_ April 15, 2020
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News

by ThisNameIsAlreadyInUse August 18, 2020
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New Balance Plan

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.
"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."
by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022
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CL City News

News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.
The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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New Zealand Roulette

The New Zealand Roulette refers to the unforeseen and potentially inconvenient situation arising from attempting to press down a spray bottle with a missing or malfunctioning nozzle, particularly when circumventing a broken screw mechanism. The term emerged following an accident where an individual sprayed insect repellent straight into his own eyes after trying to "fix" the broken screw mechanism by pushing the cap onto the mechanism.
Person A: My eyes are burning I just sprayed insect repellant straight into my own eyes
Person B: Did you try to fix that bottle? Did you really just do the New Zealand Roulette?
by BigDawgTusso February 16, 2024
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