Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.

When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.

by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021

FART

HAHAHAHHAH FUNNY FART

JOE: DID YOU FART?
DAVE: YES I DID FART!

by DFGHYUJI76READFGTYUI March 24, 2024

unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...

There are 5 unborn farts on your xray

by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017

head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.

They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.

by WhateverJack March 7, 2023

Fart Bro

You fart and you bro

I like to fart bro with my bros

by Alberto Cardozo June 23, 2019

fart slobber

Fart Slobber: similar to a “shart” (a fart in which one slips and actually $h*ts their pants).

After dinner I accidentally fart slobbered and now need to change my pants.

by Call_sign_viper May 31, 2018

fright fart

A fart that is frightened out of you. To be so frightened that you pass wind.

A fright fart is defined as “He was so frightened that he farted”

by StrangeRaisin July 4, 2021