bag over the head job

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!

dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!

by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007

Whole bag of dicks

22 Caucasian male dicks stuffed into one bag.

Tommy would have sucked a whole bag of dicks to spend spring break in cancun.

by 5 inches is average. I swear! September 2, 2016

delusional douche bag

A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.

That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.

by Truth speaker April 17, 2012

Alaskan sweat bag

When you and your gf go hiking in the woods alone. When you get tired and take a rest you become horny and you and your partner get nude at this time you take your sack and stretch over her eyes and fart in her mouth. While this is happening the sweat off of your ass and balls drips all over her face creating the Alaskan sweat bag.

Bro me and my gf went hiking and I gave her the best Alaskan sweat bag I've ever seen.

by Butthut May 27, 2016

bag o' snacks

A chubby, overweight, out-of-shape youth.

"Check out that bag o' snacks trying to run over there."

"Yeah, he's puffing wind after running barely 10 feet."

by fmgate June 11, 2006

bag o' juice

when a guy takes a garbage bag full of cum and beats the fuck out of a girl he dosent want to live anymore. Sometimes the garbage bag can be full or half full, 20 gallons of cum... savor the moment...

dude i just bag o' juiced that girl.

by funnydude114512 May 2, 2012

The Wet Paper Bag

The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.

Yeah, I heard Chad is into putting the wet paper bags over bitches faces.

by DabbinInACabin September 3, 2019