Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 17, 2022

new indie

A type of music that isn't played on the radio.

Usually has a deeper meaning than they let on.

"How come I've never heard this song before? It's really good!"
"Because it isn't played on the radio."
"Oh, why not?"
*bangs head on a door for a couple of minutes*
"Cause it's New Indie."

by Unknown Appreciation September 19, 2017

New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.

I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.

by AsianPickleJuice December 19, 2020

New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

New York Day

New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.

Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"

Originally published 9/17/1999

by user1011001 July 11, 2024

New-Soul

New-soul is a subgenre of R&B music, very close to neo-soul. New-soul features more traditional jazz elements such as scatting and improvised solos. The music takes the improvisational aspect of jazz, the yearning of R&B, the feel of neo-soul, and the groove of funk to create an entirely new genre.

This style was first discovered in 2021 by singer and songwriter, AIA.

"You heard that new-soul album AIA just put out?"
"Yeah, that joint was fire!"

by aridiosa May 17, 2022

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023