Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Awais Time

A unit of measurement used by people named Awais in which 1 minute is equivalent to 4 minutes

Person 1: "The guy said he'll be 5 minutes"
Person 2: "Yeah but we need to use awais time"

by Dofrt November 28, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

It's Pizza Time

A phrase that can either cause fear or hunger - depending on what the listener interprets.

Definition 1:
A movie scene of Peter Parker delivering pizza declaring "Pizza time."

Definition 2:

A phrase declaring you are hungry and want to eat pizza.

Definition 3:
A timed sequence in which you escape a crumbling level in the game Pizza Tower before a floating pizza kills you.

Person 1:
Hey Person 2, I think It's Pizza Time.

Person 2 (a pizza tower fan):
oh god OH FUCK

by kittybeanbag June 8, 2023

Your mother times 3

If your mother is gay

You are also

Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3

by Your mother times 3 November 9, 2019

Gaga Time

It means that you're having a really awesome time being all drunk, having sex like in lady gaga's music video.

person 1: dude are u going to Chyna's party?

person 2: hell yeah! We're going to have a gaga time!

person 1: Awesome!

by Lonna December 18, 2011

one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022