When a single man brings home a woman for dinner who will not sleep with him and is just there for the food.
Jason just dragged the cat in again. He brought Nicole and we all know there's no chance of anything happening between them.
Well well well, look who dragged a cat in tonight .
I didn't want her here but you just had to drag the cat in
Well well well, look who dragged a cat in tonight .
I didn't want her here but you just had to drag the cat in
by Smushie613 July 18, 2025
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a chocolate candy usually found in europe, asia and south america that's shaped like a weird dumbbell but tastes absolutely fire. it's nothing but chocolate, so very picky eater friendly.
by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 27, 2025
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person1: omggg you’re making my moochie cat wet
person2: omggg for real he is so fineeeee
person1: omggg you’re making my moochie cat wet
person2: omggg for real he is so fineeeee
by an unknown secret July 28, 2025
Get the moochie cat mug.When you shave down a Feline, then proceed to declaw and deteeth, and every other sharp object to touch the body, so you pleasure yourself via the smooth and gummy mouth of the Feline.
by Jevin D August 3, 2025
Get the Gumming Cat mug.A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.
• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”
by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025
Get the Council of Cats mug.An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.
I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?
by beamguru August 8, 2025
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