by you’re mom is gay June 11, 2020
Get the Fake friendsmug. When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone
Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone
by The walking liability March 22, 2024
Get the Friend Swoopedmug. 
(offensive):
a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page
b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page
b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
Get the adult friend findermug. by emdjdjenjf December 6, 2021
Get the national hug a friend day :)mug. by Dumbass.com<3 February 22, 2020
Get the Hood friend storymug. Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
Get the Fake friendmug.