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shut that dick off

The common angered response by someone who had their cell phone background changed to a picture of a penis or a dildo.
Eww Danny, who did that? Shut that dick off!
by Joey_Commander March 28, 2009
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Jerk off a horse day

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.
John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
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get off my body

When someone is pressing you too much and your LIKE BRO get off my body. It can also be used when a girl is stalking you and being so flipping annoying.
Girl: Ur funny, ugly, and hot (25 times every day for the last 5 months)

GUY: GET OFF MY BODY OMG
by DaVinciboi March 30, 2022
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da gloop go off?

One of the most popular asked questions of the century. Usually followed by "I yoink it then my splurg go off?" Scientists have never been able to solve this compelling question.
Man: What's up big man
Khat: Ay, da gloop go off?

Man: what
Khat: I yoink it then my splurg go off?
by D'twamm May 11, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Face Off

Urban Dictionary Face Off:

When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.

UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.
Dude I'm in the middle of an Urban Dictionary Face Off!
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah
by jamie_ledge January 6, 2008
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pop off

Post Office Protocols off
We are looking forward to the end of our round delivering letters with the Royal Mail and to having a bit of fun with our computers, so you can pop off
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Drop the kids off at the pool

Take a sh*t, a dump, a crapper.
by I know a guy November 12, 2009
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