Fuck Trumpet

A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.

"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"

by XenonSmash June 7, 2016

fuck licker

one who loves licking in all forms of sexual intercourse

"that bitch cindy s a fuck licker"

by Bud June 21, 2003

titty-fucking

A commonly performed sexual act involving a man gently placing his penis in between a women's breasts, usually resulting in ejactulation on said womens chin.

No, we didn't go all the way, but that bitch and I were titty-fucking all night long.

by adam "magic" johnson June 15, 2008

butt fuck

stick ur dick in someones ass

i butt fucked my girlfriend last night

by NickH609 October 7, 2006

fuck me

1. An explative to be used when something is happening and a personal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity, or an impersonal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity.

2. Has NOTHING to do with sex.

1. Your U-Haul rental breaks down between Nowhere, New Mexico and More Nowhere, New Mexico. It's been eight hours without water, and you were moving your ex-wife in return for forgiving alimony in arrears. A nuclear bomb goes off with a big ball of light, but you haven't heard the sound of the blast yet, but you know you will, before you can hit the ground. You can feel your face badly sunburned already. You say, "Fuck me."

2. The U-Haul, the ex-wife, and the nuclear bomb all have NOTHING to do with sex.

by Laughing Out Loud January 2, 2006

Jesus Fuck

When you lay her down on a crucifix, and nail her three times. On the third day, you'll be able to get a rise again.

Bob: "I heard Sara got Jesus Fucked last summer".

Tony: "Is that where you put her on a crucifix and nail her three times?"

Bob: "Yeah dude."

Tony: "Holy, holy, holy lord. God of power and might."

by The mysterious Mr.R April 16, 2011

Butt Fuck

The action of lighting ones cigarette when they do not have a lighter by placing the cherry of a lit cigarette to their unlit one and inhaling, lighting the cigarette to smoke.

person 1:"Do you have a light man?"
person 2:"No, I just used my last match."
person 1:"Then can I butt fuck you?"
person 2:"Yeah, sure."

by Bailey Alison January 24, 2008