ur mom

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst

Me: hey

friend: ur mom

by play man October 8, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is ur mom

LOLLLLL UR MOMMMM ISS SOOOO FAT

by remballs January 5, 2023

Facebook Mom

a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.

POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.

Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom

by razziebomm December 11, 2022

ur mom

it means that i fucked ur mom last night

I did ur mom

Meaning - Me and ur mom had sexual intercourse

by WaRRioR23 January 31, 2022

Mom

She kisses me boo-boos she braids my hair we love you mothers everywhere

Mom can you help me with my homework?

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022

Your mom

The person who i fucked

I had sexual intercourse with your mom

by Krtinakrtina November 21, 2021

Emil's mom

Get the "frikort" from "Donken" and she will fulfill all of your dreams.

I have a "frikort" to Emil's mom, totally gonna use it tonight.

by Too cute emiritus June 6, 2017