Smoke what?

Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 26, 2022

what the fart

For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.

Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.

by Unbloated January 19, 2023

Let's see what you got oculus

That one ad on youtube from Facebook

ok, Let's see what you got oculus *oculus sound effect* DRAYMA HOW DO YOU DO THAT RELAX JUST GET INTO IT, YEAH I THINK I GOT IT!@#$%^&*(

by skibidybopmmdaadaa May 10, 2021

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022

what the sigma?

ANOTHER WAY FOR SAYING WHAT THE FUCK

Aiden: I just sucked my teachers dick. Andrew: Erm… What the sigma?

by ERFCGHINIHGER June 3, 2024

what's his toes

Who is that? What's his name?

It's that movie with what's his toes in it.

by gflavor January 19, 2024

what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 12, 2017