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Holy Shit

In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011
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shit-biscuits

1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.
1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)
by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006
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gangsta shit

Anything associated with, pertaining to, related to or the lifestyle of a gangsta.
I had to ride up on them fools on some gangsta shit.

See that muv get pistol whipped? That was some gangsta shit right thur
by Beau Mac June 13, 2007
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Shit Clown

Well this is a derivation of an ever-popular favorite, ass clown. The only difference being the substitution of one profane word for another. Shit clowns are people who you would normally consider ass clowns, but they smell really badly. So the use of this word is usually saved for those ass clowns with poor hygiene, including but not restricted to bums, beggers, democrats, Rasheed Wallace and the like.
n. That shit clown just asked me for what I could spare so I gave him an application for McDonalds.
by Zeke May 28, 2004
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shit-up

when a huge dump comes flying out your dunghole so fast that you are lifted off of the toilet seat
Guy: Oh shit here it comes!

'turd shoots out like a bottle rocket'
'guy's head gets stuck in ceiling'

Guy: Damn i hate doing those shit-ups.
by swamp thing November 16, 2005
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shit-metal

A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.

Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.
Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...

Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...
by Dio in English May 10, 2008
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on some shit

When you don't give a damn bout where you are or who your with or what your up against - your focused on whatever it is, whether you wana Knock someones ass out or your pissed off!!
What the F**k you lookin at!
Nah dog you on some shit! or what type a shit he on
by Tabuley August 12, 2008
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