What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.

Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!

by Evola May 12, 2024

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That’s what she said

A phrase used only by Michael Scott.

Tbh I can’t use “ that’s what she said “ without using a Michael Scott quote.

by MemesAddict October 29, 2020

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What ya say?

Hey, what are you up to friend?

*Incoming Call from Person B*

Person A: "Hello?"

Person B: "What ya say?"

Person A: "Nothing much comrade, what you up to?"

by theDudeYouNevaKnow August 11, 2022

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What the goodness

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.

Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?

by Procrastinating right now June 7, 2020

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...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

by kubik2233 March 1, 2020

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