Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 25, 2024

Lush monkey

An Italian with a mexican name who can not handle their whiskey and plays golf like a clown dick monkey

Is that Julio again wasted in the sand trap, building a sand castle, what a lush monkey

by Lush monkey July 04, 2024

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 30, 2022

Diamond Monkey

Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.

guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.

by June 07, 2025

Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson

I swear I’m monkey mike

by The mins April 14, 2021

monkey's playhouse

A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.

Can you find the Monkey's Playhouse

by Anonymous9151 May 09, 2016