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crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.

Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!

by Green alien dude March 9, 2018

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Acid Nut

Semen that is the product of eating a diet rich in death, hypocrisy, suffering, and ignorance.

Girls really be out here doing juice cleanses, enemas, consuming herbs, and water fasting, but will still let someone acid nut in them????

by THE Vegan Bitch April 27, 2020

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Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

by Whatwat October 22, 2016

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a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023

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