Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.

Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.

by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023

Putzy Nuts

A guy who moves extremely slow.

Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!

by SusanAmy March 3, 2016

Nut Tuck

When you get a medical procedure to lift your drooping nut sack otherwise know as a scrotal tuck/lift

Damn man, my balls are hanging so low I’m gonna have to get a Nut Tuck

by Toilet Nuts June 7, 2018

Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures

Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.

by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024

No Nut November

Radio and TV station playing again Mariah Carrie for the 1000time.And your dick gets Erectile dysfunction.

Radio plays song:Mariah Carey “All I Want for Christmas is You. While a couple is about to sleep together.
Husband/Boyfriend:Honey i need to see Doctor.Cuse i can't get hard.

No Nut November

by DrunkBat November 1, 2021

Coke my nuts

It’s exactly what it means.

“Yo, bro.”
“What’s up?”
“You wanna coke my nuts, bro.”

by DuckOBell July 30, 2021

auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024