Cat points

Cat points are something you give someone when referring to giving them pussy/vagina/sex.
You can also earn cat points if someone has good rizz or is complimenting you

Girl, you two were flirting so much, your going to give him your cat points soon.
Or
Yeah man, I was talking to her all night, think I earned some cat points

by Skettyflaps March 31, 2024

Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017

Mother Cat

A 150Iq+ woman who is breast feeding cats and turn them into cat girls in order to remove every discord virgin who stays 17+ hours on discord and dont get any bitches.

Guy 1: this woman is Mother Cat
Guy 2:Yes,She must be god

by Stray Shopping cart February 10, 2022

Jaide’s cat

Dead.

1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”

by TheMoistPengu February 27, 2022

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Cat

A penis after thorough erection.

My cat was bobbing wildly.

by kumquatloverilluminati December 8, 2016

fat cats

A fat or obese cat that needs to be generally chonked and squished to keep healthy and fat. Feed sashimi every three hours to keep extra fat. Too fat? That is not a thing. Go away.

My fatty catty!
Definition of fat cats: A incredibly fattos cattos

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021