Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 12, 2011

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021

Jerk Off a Furry Day

On May 2nd you have to jerk off a furry.

I'm going to jerk off a furry on Jerk Off a Furry Day

by ijustateacheeseslice May 1, 2022

Bang a want off ya

Irish slang term. To inform someone that they exude an aura of desperation.

Please stop trying to get my attention in such desperate fashion, the bang a want off ya

by The Animus December 31, 2021

Go jump off a bridge

A simple enough term that means “go kill yourself”. It’s first time ever being used in a conversation is when storee was talking to some Whiney slut named Bella.

Bella: hey
Storee: go jump off a bridge

by thesnapchatslangguy September 22, 2022

Turn off your adblocker

An extremely idiotic thing websites use, basically it's like waving a cross (adblock) at a demon (person with adblock) to go away or turn it off.

Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.

You: I am thirsty for info, let's go to this news website.
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*

by Trumpium December 15, 2021

honked off your boots

To be very drunk.

“Aw man, I don’t remember anything from last night.”
“Yeah, you were totally honked off your boots”

by Eating_Rice February 19, 2022