clitorial fuck

To put an ejacualted cock in and around the clitoris; thus making it a clitorial fuck.

Joe: Dude, heard you got some last night
Bryce: Hell yeah, I clitorial fucked that bitch all night

by Mastermind99 June 27, 2009

fuck eye

1. A person who can't read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. Generally speaking, someone you don't want doing any type of finish work on your house.

2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.

1. Johnny: Ma!?! How does this picture look on the wall?
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.

2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.

Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.

Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.

by technohermit February 19, 2008

ape fuck

A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.

Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.

by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

Fire Fuck

Captain Falcons special penetration method performed in super smash bros when he Up and B's someone.

<gamer1>Ah yes just made it back
<gamer2>FIRE FUCK
<announcer>GAME

by Df3x May 1, 2008

fucking whore

An unusually promiscuous woman. The phrase is often used as an insult even if sexual behavior is not considered.

Yes; Ooo she a bad bitch.

"Suck harder you fucking whore!"
"Run you fucking whore!"
"Help me bury this fucking whore"

by Kaddock November 8, 2013

You are Fucked

This means that you are screwed.

Henry, you are fucked if you show this to John.

by California Dictionary December 10, 2016

monkey fucked

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.

You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.

by Crouching Monkey Hidden Anus July 9, 2009