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Lurk my Status

More or less the opposite of "Like my Status".

Relevant to Facebook, when people on your friends list read your status updates but do not offer feedback in the form of Likes or Comments.
It could mean one or more of the following:
1) Your friends are apathetic about you and your little life.
2) You have made an ass of yourself and your friends are trying to spare you any humiliation.
3) You've indicated an interest in something (like furry porn or MLP) and people are suddenly embarrassed to know you.
4) One of your friends is stalking you (usually only happens to females) and is too timid to say anything.
5) The people you associate with maintain a Facebook presence, but are too lazy (or think they're too cool) to actively participate.
Lurk my status if you like penis.
by Wraith84 August 10, 2013
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russels my jimmys

Pet peeve. Something that annoys you and your jimmys
Mom- Were all out of Oreos
Jacob- That really russels my jimmys
by astupidsandwich August 30, 2012
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Oh My Hooves

"Oh My Goodness!" on another level. Not necessarily pertaining or related to a specific species of Equus caballus.
by I Said Good Day September 1, 2012
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That's not my baby to rock

when a situation arises that is not your problem to address or remedy
Friend 1: (late at night) Tito just got dumped and needs a place to stay for a few nights.

Friend 2: That's not my baby to rock. Sucka.

Or

G/F: I didn't cum
B/F: That's not my baby to rock.
by Red Mongoose March 6, 2011
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Nail in my coffin

Hey, I'll be right back, gonna go outside and put a nail in my coffin.
by Ulfsark November 22, 2011
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checking my email

1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer
1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.

2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.
by katsafterme June 20, 2011
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i'm on my knees

when someone really wants something from you.
or
when someone is preparing to give you head
i'm on my knees man, pleease.
or
i'm on my knees~
by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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