Mom

Some dumbass who pushed you out of her vigina and gives you trauma also buys you stuff .
Sorry I have to stay home mom Said I cannot leave.
by Ayyyo it’s cupid January 12, 2022
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My Other Man

When you main man not acting right or he is broke or maybe you just plain out pimpin
EXAMPLE 1
him: hey where you at you location is off…??

you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall

him: oh okay be safe ily .

EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?

him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??

you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me

him: “he’ll” ???

you: oh hehehe *she’ll
by aliyahafoninstaho June 14, 2023
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Mom is like a person that is in your life and helps you live and be healthy.Mom helps you live and drink eat and stuff like homework!
Hey mom can you help me with homework?
by KaylieNguyn5 August 13, 2021
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The person who does not know that I'm in deep trouble, have no future, even as a pornstar
But watches chinese dramas on a daily basis, telling me i would be able to get a job once I graduate
but clueless about how society works under affluence and influence
Karen: Don't listen to Mom
by publicownedhome March 18, 2021
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She like pp
Mom is not gay
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A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.
John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.
by ElDingoRingo September 18, 2018
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A mom is a caregiver and unconditional love giver, housekeeper, cooker, baker, taxi driver, psychologist, doctor, and discipliner. They are the ones who bear the burden of everything good and bad as the days grow on. They are the ones who might get left behind; as they do so much they don't get as much appreciation.
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