Your mom

Basicly just things kids day at litterly everythinh

teacher: did you do your homework
kid: your mom

kid 1: OMG look that fat kid there!
kid 2: is that your mom?

Kid 1: your so ugly
kid 2: if your mom stands on a scale shell she my phone number'

kid 1: your mom
kid 2: is fat

kid 1: your ugly
kid 2: when your mom was burried the earth became a bol

by YOUR MOM2132412354325243 September 20, 2022

ur mom

google it.

i had fun with UR MOM last night

by HUADS Fasdf and 7777 384r October 7, 2021

ur mom

in my bed

ur mom is in my bed

by 6imagine_dragon9 January 1, 2022

your mom

Phrase said by people stuck in mid 2010s.

Joe: Yeah well your mom gay!!!
Joey: bro its like 2021 please stop
Joe: please stop your mom!!
Joey: ffs

by grimtin10 August 6, 2021

My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.

Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist

by funnyest joke January 4, 2023

Your Mom

so Fat

Very big. To big, FOR YOUU. Very fat. Hiroshima aint got nothing on ur mother. Your mom so fat she

by yourson420 November 30, 2020

Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.

by Kartoons Productions April 30, 2022