Dick Bat

The act of using a mans penis that’s bigger then 6 inches to hit things with preferably baseball

GUYS I FORGOT MY BAT DAWG - just use a dick bat bro

by Slothhy March 27, 2019

turnip dick

a male with half a chode

shut up turnip dick

by pugweenee February 4, 2017

Dick-tater

When a man jizzes in the ass-crack of another man and the jizz runs down around the dingle berrys and it solidifies after many repetitions it becomes like a pearl hence dick taters

Look at that string of dick-taters around her neck!

by East Texas bubba May 10, 2021

Squiggly Dick

A penis that is very curvy and squiggly in shape. It also has the ability to wiggle like a snake.

Your mum - "Hey what are you looking at?"

You - "my squiggly dick"

by Yeefity queefity August 23, 2018

Urban dicked

When your submission to urban dictionary gets rejected for reasons smacking of political correctness.

I submitted an awesome funny real world phrase to Urban Dctionary but got urban dicked by the retard volunteer reviewers

by Fish milkshake October 30, 2017

dick spa

After a hummer/ blow job is received, the giver supplies the recipient with a steaming hot towel. The towel is applied to the affected areas generously by the giver and all is cleaned up accordingly. Viola you’ve just been given a dick spa!!

Dude, after the worlds best blow job, I received the most amazing dick spa!

by Miss_elle_b December 23, 2017

Drew’s Dick

Drew’s dick is SOO long and GIRTHY

Aye damo u seen Drew’s dick? “Yeah cunt Drew’s dick makes girl cream on spot”

by Thejuicypuss42069 April 6, 2021