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chicken pump

my dog when it makes its legs go in circles and chingles its tags.
the chicken pump was just annoying me. maybe my dog will se this and stop.
by leethaxxor January 28, 2004
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A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.
Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.
by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025
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Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours
by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023
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Chicken

A chicken is a bird that we eat. It has white feathers, orange beak, and legs!
" Hey! I smell something good! Must be chicken! "
by KittyMeKpop November 30, 2016
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Ditch Chicken

A mascot that stands in a ditch outside of a place of business for advertising purposes. Bonus if it's actually a chicken restaurant or chicken costume.
The ditch chicken isn't driving much business into the restaurant.
by TX_Drewdad September 12, 2022
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Chicken

Good af jump shot in 2k
This jump shot is chicken
by Iakkkkk May 29, 2022
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Chicken

girl: oh look! Its a chicken!

boy: you mean a land duck?
by Sylvia MoonShadow March 14, 2022
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