Urban Jacked

When you text a 'so called friend' a funny quote for urban dictionary and he puts it on there before you have chance.

"Yo Phil... Fully completely done me over yesterday bro he urban jacked my word man!"

Phil: "He completely urban jacked me the other day aswell!! God that boy has no banter"

by GRF10 December 16, 2010

Urban Dictionary Editors

Basically the urban dictionary police, they'll see which one is more dickhead or no dickhead.

Friend 1: i'm bored, time to do a definition on urban dictionary.

Friend 2: Hey, i need u come down for a sec

Friend 1: *looking at the floor 🫤*

Friend 2: hey u good?

Friend 1: it's just because of these urban dictionary editors , i writed a definition normally, WITH NO swear words and they still shitted on my definition.

Friend 2: Probably they had enough you making definitions.

by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024

Urban dictionary

A website that used to be helpful but is now only used by high school teachers trying to be cool and people that say that the definition of their name is someone with a massive cock (usually done whilst wanking).

Look at what I said I could do on the Urban Dictionary!

by Off to edit my own name May 25, 2022

Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.

It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.

by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019

Urban Dictionary

An Oxford-like dictionary where you can find slang, phrases, and colloquialisms contributed by users, often providing humorous, irreverent, or even sexually explicit definitions. It serves as a cultural snapshot of contemporary language and trends.

Urban Dictionary is an Oxford-like dictionary where you can find the definition of "screwveneer" as your close friend says, "After finally watching my first R-rated movie at a sleepover, I felt such a sense of screwveneer, relishing the thrill of indulging in forbidden media, something I wouldn't dare do at home."

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

urban dictionary

The page your looking at is the definition

I read the urban dictionary to find meanings of words

by seaseasoyo January 8, 2022

urban dictionary

the best site to find out what words mean

"hey what site would i use for my definition?"
"definitly urban dictionary!!"

by matkjnkmew August 17, 2022