Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

by D4rkManX August 3, 2017

saucey one lil pump

When lil pumps songs are saucey

lil pumps latest song was saucey one lil pump

by Cheese Winner boi bootei September 12, 2018

one if by land two if by sea

inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"

I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week

by Judan696969 May 21, 2022

one tall salt boi

one word: tsukki

hm yes thats one tall salt boi. hm yes tsukishima.

by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 19, 2021

lil poh one time

Lil Poh one time Is like asking your friend to do you a favor one time or helping your out one time this phrase is only allowed to be used one time a day "lil poh one time"

Yo back me up lil poh one time. Hook me up with some cash flow lil poh one time

by Greg12 March 14, 2021

Keep the Flour one hundred

When you need to be blunt and honest.

Hey man, can I talk to you?

Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.

by Pop-pop cooks on the hook April 24, 2021