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friend zone

The state of a relationship between a girl and the guy who is perfect for her in every single way and who would most definitely make her the happiest woman on Earth but only gets to be friends with her because she only goes for guys with abs or rich dads. Yeah... Girls can be air-headed bitches.
Guy 1: Did you actually write down everything she ever said looks nice or wanted since the day you met her and got her everything you can afford from that list on her birthday.

Guy 2: Yes totally broke lol but it was worth it you should've seen how she smiled when she saw what i did.

Guy 1: you totally got out of the friend zone didn't you

Guy 2: she told me how exciting it was to have sex with her boyfriend in her room with all the things i got her and how they made her feel safe.

Guy 1: The Guy never called her again tho

Guy 2: So she's single ? great go for it man

Guy 1: I think she likes the guys' rich gym friend now

Guy 2: dude kill yourself seriously that's the only way your getting out of the friend zone .
by urbanson July 26, 2017
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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD
Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!
by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021
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rick friend

someone who thinks they are badass, cold, and heartless, but they are not.
the term "rick" comes from rick sanchez from rick and morty, known for being extremely intelligent albeit heartless
"friends refer to me as the rick friend because i'm smart and all I do is talk shit about everything"
"being a cold person makes the world seem colder"
by buzzerr June 16, 2024
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Dear friend

The phrase “dear friend” is used as a reference to a person, generally an acquaintance. On the surface “dear friend” may imply a close relationship to the speaker, but in reality they barely know each other. Frequently, this is used in upper social circles to imply stronger social bonds to one another, beyond what actually exists. This phraseology helps the speaker facilitate the view that they are a closer member of the “dear friends” social circle than they really are.
This Thursday a dear friend is discussing their experience as a award winning documentary film maker.
by My dear friend April 22, 2024
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furrever friend

A pet that has a strong positive emotional connection with the pet owner. The pet can be a service animal or pet that grew as a pup with a young child or an older adopted animal that was abused and was brought back to positive emotional state by its relationship with the pet owner. The pet is like a family member and it treated as one treats a friend.
If not for her furrever friend during the Covid-19 crisis she would have been an emotional wreck from being so socially isolated.
by mlhiss August 13, 2020
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That one gay friend

The very gay sexy friend who is also very kinky and love women<33
Oh it’s that one gay friend: she’s not actually gay tho
by Gay friend September 5, 2021
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