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Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
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Dope Cats

A synonym for anything that is awesome. Usually used as adjective.
I agree and the music in was dope cats too!
by Jenny Henny March 27, 2011
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Cat

A psyco maniac depressed serial killer who kills you if you get close to her friends, also a furry and I have Elon musk’s Flamethrower so watch out. Run, she will stab you with a knife if you hurt her friends and hugs you sometimes if she’s overly excited
Run from cat
by Ur mums gurl November 12, 2018
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Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food
I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...
by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023
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Riddled with Cats

For a persons mind to be filled with quotes and images from the 2019 film musical 'Cats'. Typically an unwanted ailment.
I've been riddled with Cats recently and I don't know what to do!
by Gh0stfac3-tay July 22, 2023
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rusty cat

An woman's va-jay-jay. As in "old" "overused"
Don't mess with shaquanda, she's got a rusty cat.
by Dick Johnson February 2, 2015
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boetie cat

me: jys a boetie cat
by sgagabbq May 23, 2022
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