baby turtle

a turtle that isnt really a turtle at all. really a tortiose, ( a heffer)

are you sure you can carry that baby turtle

by mctoker May 23, 2008

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cake-babies

the victory meal after satisfyingly creaming the shit out of your opponents in a game of Balderdash.

Sean: "Hey man, remember when i ate those cake-babies?"

Sammi: "No. Not at all."

Doug: "Sean, what the fuck are you talking about!?"

by SeDuAmmi May 25, 2008

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Baby Bird

When you take too big a big puff of cheeba and do the cough and gag, looking up, mouth open, tongue out, eyes watering.

Damn... Bill hit that so hard he gave himself the baby bird.

by JT and Rob Dog September 26, 2008

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baby shark

Best song of all time, that’s all I have to say

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK
DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST

by Ledwel November 13, 2018

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