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Get the Ur mom mug.Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3
by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023
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Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.
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Get the Mom Jokes mug.(Noun): a person who arranges sex parties and throughout the event proceeds to act the mother, passing out lube, poppers, and ensuring towels are readily available.
"Mid-thrust, the sheets began to get wet. The designated orgy mom swept in, placing towels under the participants without anyone having to ask."
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