kid kidio

That random squeker in my fucking call that thinks he's big as Sasquatch, but is the size of a chihuahua

I'ma fucking kill Kid Kidio!

by XI_HEX_IX October 13, 2015

wing kid

When you use your children's cuteness to seduce unsuspecting Girls

My wing kid is the only reason she agreed to go out with me.

by Foxy Mack's seedy Uncle September 18, 2016

iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.

"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.

by a_guy521 August 22, 2024

Kid Tax

The price of the extra things you buy in a store because you happen to have your kids in tow.

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
...
Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!

by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

Corridor Kid

That one asshole that everyone has to deal with at school, either a bitchy girl or a stupid ass boy that goes down the corridor pushing people around like they own the world.

They’re so up their ass that’s it’s unbelievable, they do eventually learn their lesson after they barge into someone that they shouldn’t of.

Corridor kids are so annoying, all they do is cause trouble.

by Criticalxp September 6, 2019

Rancho kid

A kid that is extremely gay

You that kid must go to Rancho!
Is that a Rancho kid?

by Not a Rancho kid October 6, 2020

real high kid

-someone who's really high
-a n00b at smoking marijuana

stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.

by Kotton Kopter March 16, 2008