A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.
(No Condom Week)
(No Condom Week)
Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!
Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid
Or
*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings
Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!
Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you
Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid
Or
*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings
Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!
Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you
by nora the explorer January 23, 2022
Get the NCW-Kidmug. A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
Get the Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)mug. by whenlyfegivesUlemons November 24, 2016
Get the same to you kidmug. by Hdsjfxjttdm November 24, 2023
Get the Cat Kid Comic Clubmug. A big fat moron who deserves to get his dick chopped which is also known as CAT_BOOO and also his grandmother always gets butt sucked by 56 chimpanzees dressed as the fucking wiggles
by 69AssFucker69445 June 4, 2022
Get the Dumb stupid fat ass kid lovermug. Hym "Remember when I said that if the difference me turning to violence and me not turning to violence was you NOT DOING THAT... You would just to it anyway and bank on the fact that locality would prevent it from being YOUR kids? Remember that? That was a good one... AND LOOK WHOSE RIGHT AGAIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THERE GOES YOUR CLAIM TO MORAL SUPERIORITY! God... I love being right... It's just... You make it so easy!"
by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
Get the Kidsmug. When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
Get the Knob gobbled a kid cannonmug.