Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

Friend

Friends are just people you can get to carry things sometimes

“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”

by wenchhh November 25, 2021

friend ghosting

A horrible way to end a nebulous hookup situation with someone you don’t exactly like to avoid confrontation.

“Dude how’s Stacy?”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”

by shiftyshady May 3, 2018

The friend group

Niggas that slap eachother with they dick and ejaculate in eachother mouth

Me and “The friend group”enjoy some of our free time playing 2k terraria Minecraft and mortal Kim at but 90% of the time they be ejaculating in each others mouth

by Dickdyerstoyotathon November 23, 2021

Friend Request

Your Ticket to hell

"This asshole sent me a friend request on twitter"

by the SD60 in your bedroom December 18, 2021

Bully your smallest friend day

The definition is that your latterly get to bully your smallest friend on December 11th

Bully your smallest friend day

by Ummm me December 11, 2020

Friends

The BEST 1990s TV show ever.

Some Girl: "You should watch Friends, itsa great TV show."

by Best_Definitions_101 December 2, 2019