A female wrongly categorized into the order of Homo sapien ( it is in fact homo-americanus-very-retardus).
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
Look at those girls! They're screaming, barely wearing anything, in their pajamas, wearing crocks!
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
by CulturedEuropean May 8, 2023
Get the Mall Catmug. by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022
Get the cats play when the dogs awaymug. by MU-unikitty-ma May 8, 2022
Get the OwO Catmug. 
by TheKingLordPrinceSonHeavenguy March 26, 2023
Get the Catmug. No. 1 - Cats are literal thieves who have the one goal of annoying you to shit. They usually do this to get your attention. Once this attention has been gained, they expect you to scratch them in the literal perfect place or will make their displeasure known by giving you a scar that will last a lifetime. If you have somehow figured out how to scratch them correctly, they will walk everywhere and expect you to follow them (don't follow them). But deep down, you are their favorite thing to ever exist
No. 2 - Living organisms that either have the softest or harshest fur around. Their back may be the most unpleasant thing you've ever touched, while their breast is absolutely incredibly soft.
No. 3 - Something you can't live without once you get one. Many people compare them to dogs, but they are completely different. "Dog" and "Cat" people usually have one main difference: their ability to love. If you have ever had a cat, you know you sometimes wish they died or ran away forever. But when this animal dies, you almost wish yourself to die because you realize just how much they mean to you once they're gone. If you can love a bad cat when you have one, know you are a wonderful, compassionate person that probably doesn't have what they deserve.
No. 2 - Living organisms that either have the softest or harshest fur around. Their back may be the most unpleasant thing you've ever touched, while their breast is absolutely incredibly soft.
No. 3 - Something you can't live without once you get one. Many people compare them to dogs, but they are completely different. "Dog" and "Cat" people usually have one main difference: their ability to love. If you have ever had a cat, you know you sometimes wish they died or ran away forever. But when this animal dies, you almost wish yourself to die because you realize just how much they mean to you once they're gone. If you can love a bad cat when you have one, know you are a wonderful, compassionate person that probably doesn't have what they deserve.
PERSON TWO (dog owner): "Dude, have you ever had a dog? They're so lovable and you can just get another one and never notice your old one was gone."
PERSON ONE (cat owner): "No, and I don't plan on getting one. My cat is everything I'll ever need."
PERSON TWO: "Hasn't you're cat almost destroyed every skin cell on your body? You're just a lump of scars!"
PERSON ONE: "You don't understand because you're a dog person. If you every get a cat, which I'm not suggesting you do, you'd know that they're irreplaceable."
PERSON TWO: "Maybe that's true, but I'm an Apple person and literally don't change my opinion on anything. You're probably a better person than I'll ever be!"
PERSON ONE (cat owner): "No, and I don't plan on getting one. My cat is everything I'll ever need."
PERSON TWO: "Hasn't you're cat almost destroyed every skin cell on your body? You're just a lump of scars!"
PERSON ONE: "You don't understand because you're a dog person. If you every get a cat, which I'm not suggesting you do, you'd know that they're irreplaceable."
PERSON TWO: "Maybe that's true, but I'm an Apple person and literally don't change my opinion on anything. You're probably a better person than I'll ever be!"
by anonymous December 29, 2024
Get the Catmug.